I knew you wouldn’t believe me, so I documented our excursion today.
Some of you are mistaken that I spend all my time in front of my computer, but I was serious about spending quality time with my kids this week.
Look what we did!
Ask me how we got to the top of that MOUNTAIN.
We hiked. Oh yah – 1.2 miles to the top, baby. Suckin’ wind ALL THE WAY.
I actually stumbled from one horizontal spot to park my @$$ to the next.
If you don’t count all the b*tching from me and my Nina, the three of us had a lovely time together. My Nina muttered incoherently all the way up…. something about lawsuits and deserving bacon on her next cheeseburger. Lover Boy (who has requested a new name – more on that later) spent a TON of time waiting on us both.
You either get beauty, brains or body. And nary the three shall meet.
I’m gonna’ let you guess what I don’t have. Want a clue?
Listen, you can’t write like I do and be remotely athletic. (OMG, I just pee’d my pants laughing at myself.) Yah – pretty sure my writing would fail any test without even trying. Let’s be honest. Have you ever seen such an overuse of the words and, but, because, so, anyway, I, me or whatever???
Okay, so we’ve established that I’m not physically fit (or outdoorsy, for that matter).
Nor am I a good writer….
Which leaves us with what??
Okay, YES – I admit it. I’m a platinum blonde, bronzed goddess. 40″-28″-36″. Long legs, full lips and a sexy little lip mole.
*snort*
Have I ever mentioned the beauty of an anonymous blog?! (The eight of you who know me are NOT allowed to answer, including you, Martha!)
I’ve got nothin’ goin’ for me. For real.
And now I must prepare my house for a SHOWING tomorrow. Whaaat?! Yah.
So I’m gettin’ down wit my bad self, Lady Marmalade and a glass (or three) of wine.
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I’ll have a glass, too.
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I stumbled in from another blog.. I was going to say only 1.2 miles. Oh yes I am thinking kms. (finally)
I hate hiking. But I love getting to the top, so I allow myself to be dragged to the top of something every so often. If I can drive a two wheeled vehicle, I am all over that.
I will be reading more later. must get some sleep now.. stop by my blog
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I understand wanting to spend time with your kids, but there is just NO REASON to start exercising. Trying to make the rest of us look bad? It’ workin’!
I have to close this window before my kids see photos of the outside world on your post. They might want to GO there.
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I am with THAT girl – no reason to hike with your kids. Sit and watch TV with the kids, read a book to the kids, watch a movie at the movie theater with the kids…whatever – just dont exercise with them! Gosh!
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