Deer Soliq, sollilo momma-
Mama Kat askd us tu rite on yur blog tuday for her riters werk shop. Mama Kat duzent no how tu spell ‘cat’. We ar smart dogs so we will fix her mistayk. Mama Cat is gud and kind becuz she dus foster car for dogs and then she folls in luv with them and keeps them. Yu dont do that. Wy dont yu du that momma? We think it is becuz maybi yu dont reely lik dogs.
Yu alweys call us meen names. But we are gud. We are gud dogs.
Yu are a just bad dog oner hu wants to blame sum won els and becuz we cannot tawk, yu blam us.
We sleep with yu becuz yu are week. It is ar bed now. Yu ar lucky we let yu sleep with us.
We lik the game when we run away and yu chas us down the stret. It is funnie that yu think yu will looz us. We ar smart. Yu do not no that we can find ar way hom. but we never hav to becuz yu giv us treets for playing ar game and then yu kary us hom. We are smarter than yu.
Yu yell at us becuz we bark, but we never bark at yu becuz yu tok. Yu think yu no evrything, but yu du not. We can heer things with ar sooper heering that you canot heer. We ar bedder heerers then yu. Sumday we will let a bad bad persun cum in the hows insted of barking. But yu will not call us gud then, will yu? Yu will call us dammed dogs. So we ar dammed if we du and dammed if we dont. So we will bark. Becuz we are dogs and dogs bark.
Yu think yu ar the bos uv us. But we ar the bos. Wen yu call us tu com in, we ar smart becuz we dont cum to yu unles yu say ‘cheez’ and then we get cheez. We ar also smart becuz yu giv us wet food for evry meel now. Not just sumtims. Ha ha. Yu are not smart. We ar smart.
Yu get mad at us for beeing dogs. Dogs eet trash. Dogs get sik. And hert. lik peple do. Yu dont sware at yur kids when thay get hert or sik. Lots of dogs hav seezurs. Thats not ar folt eether. Did yu heer the vet say yu are lukky becuz sum dogs seezurs ar way wers? Yu shud be happi.
It is meen wen yu trik us. We are smart but yu are meen. wen yu say ‘daddigobybycooky’ it is meen becuz daddi is not hom and you dont tak us by by and yu dont giv us cookys even tho we obayed.
We lik daddi better then yu becuz he isent meen and he lets us lik his fase. He is ar leeder. Yu ar ar bich.
(Oposable thums wud be nise for tiping…no wunder momma can tipe so fast. this wuz fun. and we ar smart. mabi we shud start ar oan blog.)
Spree & Bell
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This was awesome! Too funny!!!
Awesome post! Very funny, and clever, and stuff. Had to click over and check you out from 7 Clown Circus after read your “enhanced” post. Looking like Barbie would be nice. At the moment I look an awful lot like the Star Jones Fat Years Barbie, which they don’t even make, because fat, busted looking Barbies with saggy boobs are SO not fun to play with!
Haha! Funny dogs! My dog did a post as well. She is only a slightly better speller.
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Hi- new here. Love the letter from the dogs very inventive.
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